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Teen Kid.

todaysrandomluckywinner:

Shows like Teen Mom show how parents cope with the new babies, but we don’t see how the babies cope with their kid parents. My mom was 17 and my dad was 18 when I was born. This story is true.

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You’re five. You’ve stayed up late waiting for your dad to come home from the bar and read you a…

Hi, I'm ____ and I'm a book addict.

  • Mom: Why do you keep buying books when you have so many you still have to read?
  • Me: I can't help it, mom.
  • Me: Seeing cheap books is too hard to resist.
  • Me: It's like crack and I'm a full-blown addict.

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daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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katnisstiel:

Oh my god.

I just cropped this picture and asked my boyfriend who he thought Dean was looking at.

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He said, “I don’t know, does he have a wife? It’s probably his wife.”

And I just

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

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charmancler:

there are actual tears in my eyes

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